And this is why I have no faith in humanity

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/04/2014 at 23:57 • Filed to: no. just no.

Apparently driving around, rolling coal onto pedestrians and cyclists via a side exhaust (and filming it) is a "fun" and "okay" thing to do, if this video is to be believed. The unimaginable jackasses that do shit like this need to be tarred, feathered, drawn, and quartered.

DISCUSSION (23)

JustWaitingForAMate > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/05/2014 at 00:05

In reply.

Pop pop pop, watching dudebros drop.

Kinja'd!!!

Rainbow > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/05/2014 at 00:06

If you see someone rolling coal on someone else like this, you are allowed to slash their tires, key their truck, smash their windows, or even set the damn thing on fire. I'm completely serious; I wouldn't hold it against you. These people are the scum of the earth and deserve no sympathy.

wabbalosthiskey > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/05/2014 at 00:07

This is the dumbest shit. If your buddy wants to stick his head next to the tailpipe and get blasted, fine, it's funny. Or maybe a line of picketers. But to run around blowing soot all over people just going about their business is immature and stupid and really doesn't help the case for diesels. Too bad more people that carry weapons don't have this happen to them, it'd be a fantastic boon to the natural selection process that society works to hard to stop.

HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/05/2014 at 00:17

im pretty sure my solution to this would be drilling strait up through the exhaust into their floorboards with a nice hose attached at both ends.

JustWaitingForAMate > wabbalosthiskey
12/05/2014 at 00:22

Or maybe a line of picketers.

Ok, I don't condone rolling coal at all...except if it was done to the Westboro guys...that'd be fucking awesome.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Rainbow
12/05/2014 at 00:40

At the very least penalties should result in confiscation of driver's license (and the truck) until completion of community service hours as well as a course in BASIC FUCKING HUMAN DECENCY.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/05/2014 at 00:40

It was pretty hilarious when they rolled coal on the Westboro Baptist Church, though!

(I admit, I giggled a bit the whole way through. Not because what they're doing is inherently funny, but because it's so idiotic. It would make me angry if I were rolled coal upon.)

jsmizira > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/05/2014 at 00:59

Tarred, feathered, drawn, and quartered? A primitive punishment for the primitive minds that do this. Another thing would be to dump 3 gallons of oil directly into the intake and watch it spin to 8k rpm.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/05/2014 at 01:15

It's pathetic, douchebags in their diesels have done it to my buddy when he was driving top down in his S2000 before.

Svend > JustWaitingForAMate
12/05/2014 at 01:39

Those westboro guys should be put in the same cell as these a-holes that 'roll coal' and the key lost.

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/05/2014 at 01:48

I believe you're supposed to hang them till nearly dead before they are drawn and quartered.

(There are two hills just outside my city where it used to be done way back in medieval times, it's a pretty messed up thing really to hang someone till they are nearly dead then to cut into their abdomen and pull out their intestines and burn them on a fire in front of them before cutting their head off and then the rest of the body into quarters where each of the four parts are put into a separate grave and the head put on a spike at the city gates as a warning.)

Now reading that through again, I think it's a little on the harsh side and maybe impounding their vehicle and making them pay to have a new catalytic converter (purchased from a garage, not the one they had took off in the first place, but made to buy a brand new one) before they get their truck back.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/05/2014 at 01:48

Stuff the exhaust pipe with firecrackers when no one's around, and when he starts that shit up in the morning...

Svend > JustWaitingForAMate
12/05/2014 at 01:52

What I really want for the westboro guys is for them to go into battle with U.K. and U.S. forces and told 'if you won't stand behind our forces then you can stand in front of them' and send them out so when the foreign snipers fire at them it'll give away their position for ours forces to take out the snipers. WIN-WIN.

Sorry but those westboro guys really boil my pi55 with the crap they spout.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Svend
12/05/2014 at 01:52

Yeah. I guess that "cruel and unusual punishment" amendment in the Constitution means we can't do that.

JustWaitingForAMate > Svend
12/05/2014 at 01:56

I'd like for them to legally slip up. They play the legal game, they goad people into attacking them so they can sue, but I'd love for one of them to take a swing or do something stupid, lose their status as a church and have the lawyers descend upon them to sue them into oblivion.

Then beat them with a bat, because even though beating them at their own game would be wonderful, there's nothing as satisfying as hitting something really hard.

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/05/2014 at 02:02

Lol. Military 'interrogation techniques' could be practiced on them though. Technically it's not torture.

Luken10 > jsmizira
12/05/2014 at 02:22

Never knew that would happen on diesels!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/05/2014 at 06:40

We have like a group of 8 bro trucks at my high school. Every single day they all just roll coal in the lot; especially when we are all waiting in line to get out. Everyone else has tried to get them in trouble by telling the school but they didn't do shit.

I remember when I first took my Civic to school and just washed it, one of them rolled it right on me. I followed them for a good 20 minutes just to prove I wasnt messing around.

these guys are assholes.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/05/2014 at 07:14

Some asshole was doing this in traffic on the highway last summer to any car that had open windows.

drawn and quartered is too nice.

DocWalt > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/05/2014 at 08:42

The great thing is that this ass-clown didn't edit out his license plate number. This shit is illegal in plenty of places...

jsmizira > Luken10
12/05/2014 at 09:31

yup. even the newest of diesels. like this 2015. money shot at the end btw.

Luken10 > jsmizira
12/05/2014 at 14:11

Holy crap, glad I stayed till the end! I guess I know what to do if I every need a prank to go too far.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/07/2014 at 22:37

It pisses me off because it makes people who use diesel as an actual thing for towing and shit look bad.

Source: My grandfather has a 2011 Silverado 3500HD with the 6.6 and an Allison transmission, she hauls like no ones business.